The Buy Land On Uranus Management Team

Kevo the Pirate - CEO and discoverer of Uranus

Space cadet and voyager for over 15 years, Kevo brings a wide range of expertise to the company. An active campaigner for Help For Poets plus one of the first people reportedly to explore Uranus.
Kevo is a great option for leading this project having successfully created and launched many hair brained schemes.

Legal Lenny - Company lawyer.

Our legal beaver, Legal Lenny has many years experience dealing with the law and people trying to sue our poor arse. A firm believer in the sword is mightier than the pen. Lenny assists in the general smooth running of the company...

Kung Fu Barry - Webmaster and Kung Fu legend.

Legend in his own right, Kung Fu Barry has been instrumental in taking many main stream companies and placing them firmly on the business map. Also an active campaigner for help for poets, plus clay pigeons rights Kung Fu Barry is one of the key driving force behind the company.

Honest Dave - Sales and accounts.

Honest Dave has just been released out of jail but assures us he is cured of his previous bad habits.We are firm believers in giving every one a chance so we have welcomed back Honest Dave in our midst. You may have seen him on such programmes like Crimewatch or Watchdog. For your security, we use Paypal for 100% secure payments.

Slutty Sue - Tea and French Maidery.

Every office needs one of these. Sue helps out with administrational tasks, and is very flexible, and yes we make her wear this uniform to work!

Do you want to see a picture of Sue naked? click here (or click on her tit)

Slutty Sean - Token gay boy to keep the queers happy.

Due to the equal opportunities act we gave Sean a job... Sean loves Uranus ( that's deep bruv) and would love you to join him. And errrr... no, Sean is not allowed to wear this uniform to work.

Diclaimer: All information was deemed correct at time of press, however we were wasted and there may be small innacuracies throughout.
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