Buy Land on Uranus.

Looking for the perfect gift? or do just want to own something different and special? Give someone you love a piece of Uranus.

Tipped to be the focal point for the Gay community, and all hardcore party lovers buying land on Uranus makes a great, unique choice.

NASA released a news statement saying there will never be a mission to URANUS. They said it was far to dangerous, due in part to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain.

Realising the potential of this Planet various explorers launched unsuccessful missions trying to claim. Ben Dover allegedly visited in 1998 according to several Government statements but it was infact Kevo the Pirate who probed Uranus first in 1996, and added this to his planet portfolio.

Did you know Uranus is four times bigger than planet Earth and its great ring is visible to the naked eye, quite clearly in the middle of the night. People originally believed it was not possible to live on your Uranus due to deadly gases, but then they invented the gas mask changing this.

856,000 thousand people have bought land on the moon in the last two years making it potentially overcrowded, and full of wanna bees with a mixed, unnatural social composition. The up and coming place is definitely Uranus.
Definitely not for the faint hearted this Planet has generated interest all over the world, and we are pleased to say, keen scientologist Tom Cruise and George Michael have both purchased several plots on Uranus.

"I love Uranus"	"I cant wait to visit Uranus"

Those sneaky Russians... Beat the Russians and be one of the first to own you’re piece of land in our solar system.

All buyers will be sent there own personalized land certificates with a map of their land.

What are you waiting for? Grab a Piece of Uranus today!

Diclaimer: All information was deemed correct at time of press, however we were wasted and there may be small innacuracies throughout.
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